if i was a dragon, tell me in my ask box what you think i would hoard as my treasure :-0
now youve really ruffled my feathers
u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT
Some variations of griffins
"they’re just a character"
gently takes your hand
leads you outside
lets go of your hand
goes back inside
locks the door
mouths “fuck you” from the window
I need to prove a point to my homophobic friend.I’m writing down the urls of everyone who reblogs this in a notebook, and will present it to my friend when it is sufficiently full.
*how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to chemistry
“God damn it!” i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply “okay”. the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.